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    mischievous-acrobats:

    You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?

    An Alto.

    
People who get laid tonight: Not Hal Jordan

    People who get laid tonight: Not Hal Jordan

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    evex-wolfwing:

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

Ours just gave us crackers.

Sore muscles? Crackers. Period cramps? Crackers. Stomach ache? Crackers. Nausea? Crackers. Headache? Crackers. Scraped knee? Crackers. General feeling of unwellness? Crackers.
Someone once accidentally elbowed me really hard in the head and she gave me crackers.

    evex-wolfwing:

    baesitter:

    indianbiatch:

    she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

    yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

    Ours just gave us crackers.

    Sore muscles? Crackers. Period cramps? Crackers. Stomach ache? Crackers. Nausea? Crackers. Headache? Crackers. Scraped knee? Crackers. General feeling of unwellness? Crackers.

    Someone once accidentally elbowed me really hard in the head and she gave me crackers.

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    prozdvoices:

    Request: A Dramatic Reading of the One Piece 4Kids Opening

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    Anonymous asked:

    Might you dramatically read the 4kids One Piece rap, my good fellow?

    Oh you bet.  Bad English anime openings are my lifeblood.  if you haven’t seen the One Piece 4Kids intro, you really should.  It somehow transcends bad and becomes true art.

    romanvs:

    love it

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    prozdvoices:

    said:

    I really want to hear a fascinated Professor Layton read the description of a Bad Dragon sex toy…

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    You can read along at this NSFW LINK.

    kratosaurioned:

    chaoticblades:

    kratosaurioned:

    this becomes even more ironic bc even in the ones that are interested in cloud and sephiroth boning rufus still keeps on dying, or so i’ve found

    Wow, really? In the ones I’ve read it’s usually Genesis who croaks, if anyone. Most of ‘em don’t even include Rufus (or he has a small presence). I know a couple good ones (if you don’t mind that they’re all Cloud+Sephiroth shippy and don’t tend to have a lot of Rufus) if you’d like me to send links.

    oh yeah genesis and angeal die pretty frequently too (genesis more often/earlier than angeal i’ll admit), but rufus gets killed off pretty frequently too

    in one of the fics it was admittedly just a throwaway line, and he wasn’t even mentioned by name, but in others it’s like “rufus looks like he might be important! PSYCHE he’s dead he’s so very very dead we dropped a building on him”

    There’re only three I can give right now since the others that I know of I haven’t read in a long time. I hope these are ones you haven’t read yet.

    The Little Guy (starts out kinda eh but gets better. It’s also the only one I’ve seen where Cloud is so done with having to kill Sephiroth that he quits the army):

    http://archiveofourown.org/works/1498318/chapters/3164560

    Eir’s Tomorrow (Complete. Haven’t read the last couple chapters though, so something might happen there. Interesting take on Cloud-as-a-WEAPON):

    http://archiveofourown.org/works/1315642/chapters/2735059

    Counter Crisis (hands down the best that I’ve read. Great characterization -in particular Zack is not the sugarhigh maniac he tends to be in fic- and it deals with the often forgotten emotional baggage of hanging out with someone you watched die/who watched you die):

    http://archiveofourown.org/works/1018015/chapters/2024108

    kratosaurioned:

    chaoticblades:

    rowenjilbert:

    kratosaurioned:

    i’ve been reading a lot of what can only be called ffvii fix-it fic recently and god. they take it out of you. they really fucking take it out of you.

    also, please stop killing rufus. i don’t know why so many people have it in for him but please stop. he isn’t even all that evil.

    this is why the only ffvii fix-it fic that i read is turks fix-it because otherwise rufus always dies and why. why.

    What a coincidence, I’ve also been reading a lot of FFVII fix-its lately. But I can’t say I’ve read (or remember ever reading) ones where Rufus is killed. Probably because the ones I read are more interested in having Cloud and Sephiroth bone.

    this becomes even more ironic bc even in the ones that are interested in cloud and sephiroth boning rufus still keeps on dying, or so i’ve found

    Wow, really? In the ones I’ve read it’s usually Genesis who croaks, if anyone. Most of ‘em don’t even include Rufus (or he has a small presence). I know a couple good ones (if you don’t mind that they’re all Cloud+Sephiroth shippy and don’t tend to have a lot of Rufus) if you’d like me to send links.

    rowenjilbert:

    kratosaurioned:

    i’ve been reading a lot of what can only be called ffvii fix-it fic recently and god. they take it out of you. they really fucking take it out of you.

    also, please stop killing rufus. i don’t know why so many people have it in for him but please stop. he isn’t even all that evil.

    this is why the only ffvii fix-it fic that i read is turks fix-it because otherwise rufus always dies and why. why.

    What a coincidence, I’ve also been reading a lot of FFVII fix-its lately. But I can’t say I’ve read (or remember ever reading) ones where Rufus is killed. Probably because the ones I read are more interested in having Cloud and Sephiroth bone.

    aworldoftheversusepic:

    When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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    brichibi:

    sirkyroo:

    I know the Kingdom Hearts fandom sometimes fights a lot. Whether it’s over ships or who is the best character. But there is one thing we can all agree on.

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    Fuck Xaldin and fuck his boss fight.

    Amen.

    Fuck this asshole right here.  

    Isn’t every day though?

    Isn’t every day though?